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jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

mightyeternal:

atamajakki:

saucefactory:

You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.

It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.

The thing has engines in it’s wheels.

IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.

See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.

Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.

That means the bitch repairs itself.

Oh and that badass window and windshields?

It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive. 

White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.

THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.

Well, at least I now know that I do want to have sex with cars.

This is the car executives drive in cyberpunk.

The future is now.

LMFAO!

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

[4:29:23 AM] {Batty Jessie}: Oh. Go check your email.

[4:29:29 AM] {Batty Jessie}: The yahoo one.

[4:30:14 AM] Deerly: Okay!

[4:31:00 AM] Deerly: OMG

[4:31:03 AM] Deerly: MINECRAFT!?!?

[4:31:06 AM] Deerly: Thank you so much Jess! Now we can play together! TT//3//TT <3

[4:31:08 AM] Deerly: //CRIES

[4:31:34 AM] {Batty Jessie}: ^,.,^ You are most welcome, darling.

[4:32:19 AM] {Batty Jessie}: It’s for being the sweetest baby

[4:32:22 AM] {Batty Jessie}: And most loving.

[4:32:26 AM] {Batty Jessie}: <3

[4:32:31 AM] {Batty Jessie}: I love you…and

[4:35:04 AM] {Batty Jessie}: I honestly want to live the rest of our lives together..

[4:35:18 AM] Deerly: ……..what?

[4:35:20 AM] Deerly: Really..?

[4:35:23 AM] Deerly: Q////////^///Q <3

[4:36:11 AM] {Batty Jessie}: Asia Marie Kritcher do you solemnly promise. When Michigan approves of us…that you will marry me?

[4:38:23 AM] Deerly: //PEES SELF

[4:38:31 AM] {Batty Jessie}: Because…I will do this properly. The minute I know.

[4:38:44 AM] {Batty Jessie}: I can’t live without you hun

[4:38:52 AM] {Batty Jessie}: Sure we have our ups and downs…

[4:39:11 AM] {Batty Jessie}: But really…you are the only one who makes me feel like I am home.

[4:40:18 AM] {Batty Jessie}: I have a connection with you. That I don’t think anyone else could match.

[4:40:30 AM] {Batty Jessie}: And that scares me.

[4:40:45 AM] {Batty Jessie}: For I don’t ever want to be away from you.

[4:41:13 AM] {Batty Jessie}: And that’s when, Asia…I would only feel true loneliness.

[4:41:26 AM] {Batty Jessie}: I’m glad to have you in my life.

[4:42:02 AM] {Batty Jessie}: And privileged…to have your love

[4:43:13 AM] {Batty Jessie}: My little Mori girl.

I will turn day into night, sugar into salt, living into dead and dark blue into gold. - Claude Faustus 

inu-girl:

AHHHH

wnycradiolab:

zzazu:

queerpong

frends4life

that is the fucking cutest thing ever

Have a good weekend, folks.

coyotestar:

might do more after my hand stops hurting 6_9

cookiehanasjunk:

poops out another

norisus:

I almost lost this drawing to a SAI crash and only saved it through a quick screenshot @ A @

○ Asia Marie K. or Deerly ○ 22 / 2.10.1991 / Aquarius/Ram ○ Caucasian ○ Sexual Orientation - Lesbian ○ Relationship Status - Taken {Jessica Lynn U.} ○ Anniversary - October. 18. 2007